GUYS. GUYS! GUUUYYYYYSSSSS!!!!!! (and girls)

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 05/29/2014 at 22:58 • Filed to: None

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I'm absurdly happy right now- So have a Bronco II Plus (I guess that's like "Bronco: The Sequel- Special Director's Cut")

I may be shitting where I'm eating/sticking my dong where I work But hotdamn I got a really awesome girl to actually enjoy my company! Updates as she comes. Drinking Miller Lite out of the retro white cans tonight- WHOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Your boy, BJR 05/29/2014 at 23:01

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Waitwaitwait. Wait.

Bronco II Plus is a thing? That - is rad.

Your boy, BJR > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/29/2014 at 23:03

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Bronco 2: 2 disc collector's edition

PS9 > Your boy, BJR 05/29/2014 at 23:04

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JphDdGV2TU

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Your boy, BJR 05/29/2014 at 23:06

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Fuck yes. Foldout maps of Bronco, the Bronco action figure, and DVD of extended Bronco. Sign me up.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Your boy, BJR 05/29/2014 at 23:22

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"Now with even more roll-overs!"

EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR 05/29/2014 at 23:27

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lol "comes" :]

Your boy, BJR > EL_ULY 05/29/2014 at 23:42

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Lol….cum…

Racescort666 > Your boy, BJR 05/29/2014 at 23:54

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The real question is: is she cute?

Your boy, BJR > Racescort666 05/29/2014 at 23:56

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the one taking the picture

Racescort666 > Your boy, BJR 05/29/2014 at 23:59

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Your boy, BJR > Racescort666 05/30/2014 at 00:01

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She's also very cool, personality wise, I'd go so far as to bestow "bro status" onto her.

that, and she's got huge tits.

Racescort666 > Your boy, BJR 05/30/2014 at 00:13

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I would not have mistaken them for small by the picture. However, dude...

Memorial Day weekend I hung out with a girl I knew in grade school, we went to high school together too, but I haven't seen anyone since (my 10 year is this year btw). I met up with her at a bar in my hometown, my mom dropped me off. My jaw just about hit the floor when I realized how big her cans were. I also caught some other chick checking her out later in the night. It was hilarious and awesome.

Also this:

Your boy, BJR > Racescort666 05/30/2014 at 00:22

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Muh lady is actually having a breast reduction THEY'RE SO BIG THEY'RE FUCKING UP HER BACK. Sucks for her, but in the meantime

Racescort666 > Your boy, BJR 05/30/2014 at 00:30

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That's a bummer.

...not the motorboating, the reduction and health problems.

leicester > Your boy, BJR 05/30/2014 at 15:49

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Bronco II: Electric Bugaloo.